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Wherein AFFotD Decries the Slanderous Insinuations of American Prominence...
“Are you shitting me, Fortune Magazine? Hey, guys, from now on we’re using this fucking list as toilet paper.” ~Johnny Roosevelt, Editor-in-Chief of AFFotD Believe it or not, despite the existence of...
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“If they make some sort of cheesy Disney TV show about me, just make sure they point out all the Injuns I’ve killed. ~Davy Crockett There are certain images and phrases that are ingrained in the mind...
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This Isn’t Poison: Food and Drinks With Skull Designs
“This is the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow.” ~Michael Bolton Ever since first reading Treasure Island as a child or, more likely, seeing Hook, Americans spend their childhood surrounded by pirates....
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Worst Sexy Costumes (With Hilarious Generic Names)
“I’d tell you what I’m dressed up as, but Disney’s got some powerful lawyers.” ~Women Wearing Sexy Character Costumes, Apparently “Many adult women wear sexy Halloween costumes” is the kind of hot take...
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